|I’m really into astronomy. You should see my telescope! Wait…that sorta sounds like a pick-up line. “Hey baby…wanna come over to my place and see my telescope?” LOL|
No really! It’s a 6 inch Newtonian reflector. (My telescope) It’s big and it’s black. (yes…my telescope) It makes you…I mean lets you see stars. (Um… my telescope) It can probe deep space. (No…my telescope!) I like to take it out and erect it once a week. (Stop it…I’m referring to my telescope!) It even comes with a plastic cover that I can slip over if for protection. (MY TELESCOPE!)
Okay…if you’re not rolling on the ground in helpless mirth by now then I give up!